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Keep in mind, we also possess a wacky sense of brain tumor humor — the results of our neurosurgeons tightening up the bolts in there! It's been our survival mechanism and has served us well.

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The Brain Transplant

A man was waiting in the doctor's office. The doctor came in and said, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplant. There has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed. You can have which ever brain you like, as long as you can afford to pay for it: The man's brain is $100,000.00 and the woman's brain is $30,000.00."

The patient could not help but ask, "Why such a large difference between, the male and the female brain?"

The doctor replied, "the female brain is used.

Click the thumbnails below for some of Buck Cash's Twisted Tumor Humor ...

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Claim: Man attempting to commit suicide by shooting himself in the head inadvertently saves his own life when the bullet excises his inoperable brain tumor.
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Even Arnold was in denial once ...
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Meningioma Mommas is a 501 (c) (3) not-for-profit organization, which provides support and valuable resources to all those affected by meningioma brain tumors. We are dedicated to raising meningioma awareness and funding for meningioma specific research.